Top 10 Sexiest Celebrity Fake Nudes
Top 10 Sexiest Celebrity Fake Nudes
by Belladonna Del Rio
(I would like to offer you a glimpse into a conversation I had with three of my editors during a “pitch” meeting.)
Me: Tori, this January’s issue of the magazine has to be more broader and entertaining.
Tori: No problem, why don’t we expand our range of photography appreciation. All we really focus on are photographers and just recently the models. There are other disciplines within erotic photography that we can explore.
Me: Like what? What other aspect of photography are we overlooking?
Tori: What about our “touch-up” vendors? Photoshop editing has taken on a life of its own.
Me: Are you serious? I want entertainment and artistry and you pitch me photography editors? Touch ups? What the hell could possibly entertain me about photography editing?
Me: Wait? What the unholy fuck is this? This looks exactly like..wait a second… Sweet Fuck this really looks like Chelsea Clinton with her tits out wearing nothing but a thong under her fur coat, giving head in a parking-lot!
Damali: You sound entertained to me?
Me: Hold on, this is just a cheap photoshop trick, as shocked as I am about this picture, I don’t think it has enough Soft Screams shock value.
Damali: Look what I found in my twitter…
ME: WAIT!! OH MY GAWDDDDD!! It looks so real!!
After viewing this image for about 10 minutes non-stop I realized that I was utterly fascinated by this image. I decided to take a chance and run with it. I proposed that they all send me their ten sexiest fake celebrity nudes and I would narrow it down into the top 10. I requested that the images have to look as real as possible, any subject as long as it had some sexy elements to it.What I got back were hundreds of pictures for me to view and I loved them all! In fact, they were so good I requested that they should also have an “artistic” aesthetic. I want to remind all of you sexxxalishus people that these images are fake but they look so real! I want to warn you and caution you all on opening these images in public because while this entire article is for comedic entertainment, some people may find the images disturbing. For example, one of my associate writers was so offended by the Michelle Obama image that he utterly refused to work on this article sighting”moral conflict”.Blah..Blah..Blah… it just made me even more moist than usual that we are going to publish an article so edgy that one of my staff writers was compelled to recuse himself.
Belladonna Del Rio
#10 – Hillary Rodham Clinton
Democratic Leader for President of the United States 2016
Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton having anal sex together.
#9- Brandi Norwood
R&B Singer, TV Actress
Brandi Norwood shyly checking out her own ass in the mirror
#8 – Carrie Underwood
Singer/ Winner of America’s Idol
Singer Carrie Underwood spreading her pussy lips with a huge smile on her face.
#7 – Beyonce Knowles
Superstar singer/Hollywood Actress
Beyoncé posing topless in artistic Fine Art Nude
#6- Selena Gomez
Hollywood Actress/Pop Singer
Selena Gomez strutting down beach naked
Superstar Country & Pop Singer/Song Writer
Taylor Swift spreading her long legs to show the world her pink moistness
#4- Princess Leai – Star Wars
General Leai is the leader of the Resistance
Princess Leai is topless as she prepares for you a dish called Revenge Bitches!
#3 – Tina Fey
Head Writer of SNL/Hollywood Producer,Actress and writer
Tina Fey is sitting back playing with herself
#02 – Kendell Jenner
Model and Sister of Kim Kardashian
Kendell Jenner posing nude and bathing in very dramatic lighting
#1 – Julia Louise Dreyfus
Star of sitcom Seinfeld
Julia posing nude in a classic glamour nude pose
Soft Screams Magazine
The ultimate Erotic Photography Magazine
Title: I am Naked
Model: Julia Louis Dreyfus