Top 10 Sexiest Celebrity Fake Nudes

Top 10 Sexiest Celebrity Fake Nudes

by Belladonna Del Rio

(I would like to offer you a glimpse into a conversation I had with three of my editors during a “pitch” meeting.)

Me: Tori, this January’s issue of the magazine has to be more broader and entertaining.

Tori: No problem, why don’t we expand our range of photography appreciation. All we really focus on are photographers and just recently the models. There are other disciplines within erotic photography that we can explore.

Me: Like what? What other aspect of photography are we overlooking?

Tori: What about our “touch-up” vendors? Photoshop editing has taken on a life of its own.

Me: Are you serious? I want entertainment and artistry and you pitch me photography editors? Touch ups? What the hell could possibly entertain me about photography editing?

Damali: This…..

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Title: Chelsea Clinton at work

Model: Chelsea Clinton

Me: Wait? What the unholy fuck is this? This looks exactly like..wait a second… Sweet Fuck this really looks like Chelsea Clinton with her tits out wearing nothing but a thong under her fur coat,  giving head in a parking-lot!

Damali: You sound entertained to me?

Me: Hold on, this is just a cheap photoshop trick, as shocked as I am about this picture, I don’t think it has enough Soft Screams shock value.

Damali: Look what I found in my twitter…

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Title: The first Lady ready for some Obama Care…down there! 

Model: Michelle Obama

ME: WAIT!!  OH MY GAWDDDDD!!  It looks so real!!

After viewing this image for about 10 minutes non-stop I realized that I was utterly fascinated by this image. I decided to take a chance and run with it. I proposed that they all send me their ten sexiest fake celebrity nudes and I would narrow it down into the top 10. I requested that the images have to look as real as possible, any subject as long as it had some sexy elements to it.What I got back were hundreds of pictures for me to view and I loved them all!  In fact, they were so good I requested that they should also have an “artistic” aesthetic. I want to remind all of you sexxxalishus people that these images are fake but they look so real!  I want to warn you and caution you all on opening these images in public because while this entire article is for comedic entertainment, some people may find the images disturbing. For example, one of my associate writers was so offended by the Michelle Obama image that he utterly refused to work on this article sighting”moral conflict”.Blah..Blah..Blah… it just made me even more moist than usual that we are going to publish an article so edgy that one of my staff writers was compelled to recuse himself.

Muuuah!
Belladonna Del Rio

 

 

 

#10 – Hillary Rodham Clinton

Democratic Leader for President of the United States 2016

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Title: Hillary on all fours

Model: Hillary Clinton

 

Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton having anal sex together. 

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Title: Bill Fucking Hillary in the Bum

Model: Bill Clinton & Hillary Clinton

 

 

 

#9- Brandi Norwood

R&B Singer, TV Actress

Brandi Norwood shyly checking out her own ass in the mirror

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Title: The ass is mine

Model: Brandi Norwood

 

 

#8 – Carrie Underwood

Singer/ Winner of America’s Idol

Singer Carrie Underwood spreading her pussy lips with a huge smile on her face. 

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Title: He aint EVER gonna cheat! 

Model: Carrie Underwood

 

 

 

#7 – Beyonce Knowles

Superstar singer/Hollywood Actress

Beyoncé posing topless in artistic Fine Art Nude

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Title: Look what else Sean Carter has 

Model: Beyonce Knowles

 

#6- Selena Gomez

Hollywood Actress/Pop Singer

Selena Gomez strutting down beach naked

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Title: Fuck you Justin~ 

Model: Selena Gomez

 

#5-Taylor Swift

Superstar Country & Pop Singer/Song Writer

Taylor Swift spreading her long legs to show the world her pink moistness 

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Title: Time to taste me

Model: Taylor Swift

 

 

#4- Princess Leai – Star Wars

General Leai is the leader of the Resistance

Princess Leai is topless as she prepares for you a dish called Revenge Bitches! 

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Title: Princess Leai nude

Model: Princess Leai

 

 

#3 – Tina Fey

Head Writer of SNL/Hollywood  Producer,Actress and writer

Tina Fey is sitting back playing with herself

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Title: Tina Fey thinking of you..and your cock

Model: Tina Fey

 

 

 

#02 – Kendell Jenner

Model and Sister of Kim Kardashian

Kendell Jenner posing nude and bathing in very dramatic lighting

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Title: The Darkness of my Beauty

Model: Kendell Jenner

 

 

#1 – Julia Louise Dreyfus

Star of sitcom Seinfeld

Julia posing nude in a classic glamour nude pose

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Title: I am Naked

Model: Julia Louis Dreyfus

 

 

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Title: Julia Louis Dreyfus and the Bukkake Masters

Model: Julia Louis Dreyfus

 

 

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