Donald Trump ‘s Top 10 Favorite Porn stars of all Time

Donald Trump

“My Top 10 Favorite Porn Stars of all Time”

Who does Donald Trump masturbate about

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Donald Trump ‘s Top 10 Favorite Porn Stars of all time.

Donald Trump is the most powerful man in the world today. The real estate tycoon arose from political obscurity by using his fame and brand to catapult himself over everybody in the Republican Party to become their leader and most powerful man in the world. Everything about Donald Trump is shrouded in controversy and the decimation of standard political dogmas and traditional beliefs. In many ways, Donald Trump has emerged as the first “Teflon Don”/ POTUS in the world. To metaphorically refer to Donald Trump as a “Flip Flopping” POTUS would be as inaccurate as referring to the Pacific Ocean as a really big “puddle”. “The Don” hadn’t just flip flopped on his campaign promises? Donald Trump is more like a roasted pig on a spit, rotating over and over again, constantly, ushering into the modern world a new form of “propaganda” affectionately called by his propaganda staff as ” Alternative Facts”. However, Donald Trump walks through these torrid bodies of lies, deceit, horrendous finger pointing, unfounded accusations, and everything else that is poisoning the sanctity of the Executive Branch of the United States, as strong and as powerful as he entered the office. Like him, love him, hate him, or fear him, it makes no difference to the “Teflon Don”. Donald Trump will say whatever he wants, whenever he wants, in any way  he wants. How can that not be respected?

So, late last week, I inhaled deeply on a huge bowl of “Marley Head Nod” sat down in front of a mirror and imagined “If I was Donald Trump? What would I jerk off too? and why?”  The answers I received by channeling Donald Trump’s inner “man-whoreness” was strange as hell! Even stranger was pitching my idea to Belladonna and expecting her to laugh my concept right out of the door and instead of being greeted with a huge kiss (ON THE LIPS!) and having Belladonna excited about one of my articles once again. The only change she wanted was that she didn’t want too many old retired porn stars who simply followed the blue print that was established well before they ever started performing in front of the camera. Which was great because I didn’t want to choose any of them either. So on Monday I sat down, gulped down a Long Island Ice Tea, smoked another huge bowl, stared into the mirror and channeled the spirit of the “ole pussy grabber” again just to make sure.  When I came back to reality? It almost scared me how great I did at picking Donald Trump’s top 10 Porn Stars of all time. To make this parody even more real? I decided to have Donald Trump tell you himself why he chose these different porn stars.

 

#10. Nicole Aniston

” I come from a really redneck family and while they are fine with me doing porn they are NOT fine with me doing interracial porn”

Who does Donald Trump masturbate about? Nicole Aniston!

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Pornstar- Nicole Aniston

#9. Mia Malkova

Who does Donald Trump masturbate about? Mia Malkova!

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Adult Actress- Mia Malkova

 

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Adult Actress- Mia Malkova

 

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Adult Actress- Mia Malkova

 

#8. Demi Delia

 

Who does Donald Trump masturbate about? Demi Dehli

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Adult Actress: Demi Dehlia

 

Who does Donald Trump masturbate about

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Pornstar- Demi Delia

 

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Pornstar- Demi Delia

 

#7 Christy Mack

“I do not shoot Interracial scenes because I do not want to. I’m just being real with you all”

Who does Donald Trump masturbate about? Christy Mack!

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Adult Actress: Christy Mack

Who does Donald Trump masturbate about

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Who does Donald Trump masturbate about

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#6 Bonnie Rotten

” Directing interracial videos although she refused to ever shoot one”

Who does Donald Trump masturbate about? Bonnie Rotten

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Adult Actress: Bonnie Rotten

 

 

Who does Donald Trump masturbate about Bonnie Rotten

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Porn Slut- Bonnie Rotten

Who does Donald Trump masturbate about Bonnie Rotten

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Porn Slut- Bonnie Rotten

 

#5. Audrey Bitoni

“I won’t do on camera what I wouldn’t do off camera. I don’t find black men attractive”

Who does Donald Trump masturbate about? Audrey Bitoni

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Smut Star: Audrey Bitoni

Who does Donald Trump masturbate about? Aurey Bitoni!

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Smut Star: Audrey Bitoni

 

Who does Donald Trump masturbate about? Aurey Bitoni!

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Smut Star: Audrey Bitoni

 

#4. Alexis Texas

Broken Promises. Alexis pledged to do an interracial scene once her website took off. Her website is HUGE and she still refuses to shoot an IR

Who does Donald Trump masturbate about? Alexis Texas

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Bootyfull Porn Star: Alexis Texas

 

Who does Donald Trump masturbate about? Alexis Texas!

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Bootyfull Porn Star: Alexis Texas

 

Who does Donald Trump masturbate about? Alexis Texas!

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Bootyfull Porn Star: Alexis Texas

 

#3. Karina White

Why and how did a no name, C-List, porn star like Karina White

make it onto Donald Trump’s Top 3 Porn Stars of all time?

Who does Donald Trump masturbate about? Karina White

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Sexxxalishus Slut: Karina White

 

Who does Donald Trump masturbate about? Karina White!

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Who does Donald Trump masturbate about? Karina White!

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Who does Donald Trump masturbate about? Karina White!

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Who does Donald Trump masturbate about? Karina White!

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FOUR (4) YEARS LATER…

Who does Donald Trump masturbate about? Karina White!

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Sexxxalishus Slut: Karina White

 

Who does Donald Trump masturbate about? Karina White!

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Sexxxalishus Slut: Karina White

Who does Donald Trump masturbate about? Karina White!

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Sexxxalishus Slut: Karina White

 

#2. Jenna Jameson

Why is the Queen of Porn #2?

Who does Donald Trump masturbate about? Jenna Jameson

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Who does Donald Trump masturbate about? Jenna Jameson

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Who does Donald Trump masturbate about? Jenna Jameson

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Who does Donald Trump masturbate about? Jenna Jameson

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Porn Star – Jenna Jameson

 

Who does Donald Trump masturbate about? Jenna Jameson

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Porn Star – Jenna Jameson

 

Who does Donald Trump masturbate about? Jenna Jameson

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Porn Star – Jenna Jameson

 

#1. Blair Williams

Who the hell is Blair Williams and why is she Donald Trump’s number one Porn Star?

Introducing Blair Williams Donald Trumps Favorite Pornstar Of All Time

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Donald Trump’s Favorite Pornstar of All Time

Why did Donald Trump choose a relatively unknown porn star as his favorite porn star of all time? That’s because  Blair Williams was bestowed with the greatest porn talents of all time, if you were Donald Trump. Blair Williams was selected by the producers at XHamster.com to play the role of Ivanka Trump is there extremely well publicized Donald Trump parody porn “Drain My Swamp”. In fact, Blair Williams looks so much like Ivanka Trump that Reddit.com also gave her the thumbs up with their “Doppelganger ” search request.

 

At first we were not sure if Blair Williams did in fact look like the sexxxalishus Ivanka Trump until we made our own image comparison graphic.

 

Porn Star Blair Williams and Ivanka Trump look like sisters!

Pornstar Blair Williams is Ivanka Trump’s Doppelbangher!

Yup! They look like they could easily be sisters!

We reached out  to Donald Trump about his selection for his greatest porn star of all time. When we suggested that he chose Blair Williams because of her uncanny resemblance to his daughter Ivanka Trump, this is how he responded.

 

Introducing Blair Williams Donald Trumps Favorite Pornstar Of All Time

Donald Trump pissed about accusation of lusting over his daughter

5 seconds later….

 

Introducing Blair Williams Donald Trumps Favorite Pornstar Of All Time

Donald Trump remember his Rolling Stone interview

 

Introducing Blair Williams Donald Trumps Favorite Pornstar Of All Time

Donald Trump remembering his “The View”  interview

Introducing Blair Williams Donald Trumps Favorite Pornstar Of All Time

Donald Trump remembering his Howard Stern Interview

Introducing Blair Williams Donald Trumps Favorite Pornstar Of All Time

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This is how Blair Williams becomes Donald Trump’s favorite porn star of all times!

Introducing Blair Williams Donald Trumps Favorite Pornstar Of All Time

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Adult Superstar: Blair Williams

 

Introducing Blair Williams Donald Trumps Favorite Pornstar Of All Time

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Adult Superstar: Blair Williams

 

Introducing Blair Williams Donald Trumps Favorite Pornstar Of All Time

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Adult Superstar: Blair Williams

 

Besides looking like Ivanka Trump?Blair Williams has one other thing in common with her doppelganger Ivanka Trump. Neither one of them would EVER have sex interracial sex!

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