Charlie’s Angels – Top 10 Sexiest Angels of all time

Charlie’s Angels

Top 10 Sexiest Angels of all time

Past…Present..Future?

by Belladonna Del Rio

As a woman who is married to both a man and a woman, it would shock you what the most common question people ask me. You would think it would be something simple and obvious like ” Do you only have three-way sex all the time?” or ” What’s it like being married to both a man and a woman” but nope, those are not it. I admit, that I am asked those questions a lot but not nearly as much as ” When did you know that you liked girls?”.  Like seriously, I know all of my lesbian friends are asked this question all of the time but I am a hardcore Bi-sexual who has sex with a man and a woman regularly. I get asked the same question, with the same frequency as my lesbian friends? Why do I bring this up, here and now? Simple, because when I was a little girl, one of my first HUMONGOUS hint that Belladonna “liked herself some female strange” was watching this clip on TV.

Charlie's Angels naked and sprayed

Charlie's Angels naked and sprayed

Charlie's Angels naked and sprayed

Charlie's Angels naked and sprayed

Charlie's Angels naked and sprayed

RIGHT HERE!  Do you see how this prison guard is checking Sabrina out up and down? It wasn’t until I was damn near out of high school before I realized that I didn’t want to be a Prison Guard for an all female penitentiary!

Original Charlie's Angel Kate Jackson did not make the list.

Original Charlie’s Angel Kate Jackson.

 

 

Most of people in the offices here at Soft Screams Magazine have no idea who the original Charlie’s Angels are. The ones who did know that there was actually a TV show prior to the movie version of Charlie’s Angels were confused as to who played the characters. For example, most of them believed that Cheryl Ladd was still playing “Jill”, the way they switched Darren Stevens on “Bewitched” or for my black readers the way they switched Lionel on “The Jefferson’s”.  This rampant and flagrant ignorance of the three women that played such a pivotal role in the confirmation of my love for other women could not go unchallenged. So the entire staff had to do their homework and present me a timeline on every Charlie’s Angel character and list them in order of sexiness. That’s how we came up with this list of the Top 10 Sexiest Charlie’s Angels of all time. To be honest, I was very surprised at the outcome and if you are fan of Charlie’s Angels, I know you will be as well. Because we were creating the Top 10 Sexiest Charlie’s Angels of all time there was one small problem. There were a total of 11 Angels!  So, it is with the deepest regret and sorrow, I must inform you, that *sniff..sniff…* my hardest little school girl crush, Kate Jackson didn’t even make the list.

This was a real bummer!  However, I would like to state for the record that I did try my very best to campaign for her to at least make the list but these people I hired are young and they are just too ignorant to appreciate the classy and subtle sexuality of my beloved Kate Jackson. Do you want to know what part of this entire process pissed me off the most? When I held my last meeting to discuss the Top 10 Sexiest Angels of all time, do you want to know what this dumb intern actually said to me and showed me? This fool actually had the audacity to say that my beloved Kate Jackson looked like Heather Dubrow from the Real Housewives of Orange County!

I don’t see the resemblance at all!

I know you are tired of reading about our inter-office spats and the ridiculousness of my staff and their flagrant ignorance. So I am proud to present to all of you my beloved Soft Screams Magazine readers.

The Top 10 Sexiest Charlie’s Angels of All Time

10. Drew Barrymore

 

Drew Barrymore was voted the 10th sexiest Angel

#10: Drew Barrymore nude for Esquire Magazine.

 

 

#9: Minka Kelly

Minka Kelly was voted the 9th sexiest angel

#9. Minka Kelly – Shot for Esquire Magazine

 

 

#8. Jaclyn Smith

Jaclyn Smith was voted as the 8th sexiest Angel

#8 Jaclyn Smith – Shot for Playboy Magazine

 

#7. Cheryl Ladd

Cheryl Ladd was voted the 7th Angel

#7 Cheryl Ladd

 

#6. Tanya Roberts

Tanya Roberts was voted as the 6th Angel

( I know this isn’t even from Charlie’s Angels but this is the scene I remember her the most… EVER! )

Tanya Roberts was voted as the 6th Angel

#6. Tanya Roberts

 

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#5. Rachael Taylor

 

Rachael Taylor is the 5th Angel

( Again, I know this scene has nothing to do with Charlie’s Angels but she looks so SEXXXALISHUS!  I just couldn’t resist. )

Rachael Taylor is the 5th Angel

#5. Rachael Taylor

 

#4. Demi Moore

Demi Moor is the 4th sexiest angel of all times.

Demi Moor is the 4th sexiest angel of all times.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Demi Moore is the 4th sexiest angel of all times.

#4 Demi Moore

 

 

#3. Cameron Diaz

 

Cameron Diaz is the 3rd sexiest Charlie's Angel of all time

( There was absolutely no way I could do this list and NOT put this clip on it!  )

 

Cameron Diaz is the 3rd sexiest Charlie's Angel of all time

Cameron Diaz in a bikini is the 3rd Sexiest Charlie’s Angel of all time

 

Cameron Diaz is the 3rd sexiest Charlie's Angel of all time

A Naked Cameron Diaz 3rd Sexiest Charlie’s Angel

Cameron Diaz is the 3rd sexiest Charlie's Angel of all time

A nude Cameron Diaz 3rd Sexiest Charlie’s Angel

 

#2. Farrah Fawcett Majors

Farrah Fawcett Majors is the 2n sexiest Charlie's Angel of all time

#2. Farrah Fawcett Majors is nude for Playboy Magazine.

 

Farrah Fawcett Majors is the 2n sexiest Charlie's Angel of all time

#2. Farrah Fawcett Majors is nude for Playboy Magazine.

 

Farrah Fawcett Majors is the 2n sexiest Charlie's Angel of all time

#2. Farrah Fawcett Majors is nude for Playboy Magazine.

 

#1. Lucy Liu

 

A nude lucy liu was voted the sexiest Charlie's Angel of all time

Lucy Lui the sexiest Charlie’s Angel of all time.

 

 

A nude lucy liu was voted the sexiest Charlie's Angel of all time

Lucy Lui the sexiest Charlie’s Angel of all time.

 

 

A nude lucy liu was voted the sexiest Charlie's Angel of all time

Lucy Lui photographed by Michael Comte

 

A nude lucy liu was voted the sexiest Charlie's Angel of all time

Lucy Lui the sexiest Charlie’s Angel of all time.

 

A nude lucy liu was voted the sexiest Charlie's Angel of all time

Lucy Lui the sexiest Charlie’s Angel of all time.

 

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